reddragon-and-redbeard:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

rains of castamere plays as she walks down the isle and everyone dies

(via kevinn-freaking-solo)

ezekiyal:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

"Menderly’s Killers, you pay, we slay. Whoever is your problem?"

(via waffle-dolphin)

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(via scottthepilgrim)

the-fandom-tollbooth:

tyrion-lannnister:

the-fandom-tollbooth:

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

patio

patio isn’t french

le patio

(Source: ratchard, via unicornsandbroomsticks)

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

(via unicornsandbroomsticks)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via crunchier)

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

(via butterflywreck)

tricks-before-dicks:

waffle-dolphin:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

beinggayisokay:

bonging:

ouijaprince:

The Little Mermaid was written as a love letter by Hans Christian Anderson to Edvard Collin. Anderson, upon hearing of Collin’s engagement to a young woman, proclaimed his love to him. He told him ”I long for you as though you were a beautiful Calabrian girl.” Edvard Collin turned Anderson down, disgusted. Anderson then wrote The Little Mermaid to symbolize his inability to have Collin just as a mermaid cannot be with a human. He sent it to Collin in 1936 and it goes down in history as one of the most profound love letters ever written.
Most scholars and psychoanalysts concluded that Anderson was bisexual; however, he never acted upon his homosexual drives.
The Little Mermaid, as it was originally written, did not have a happy ending.

oh

Holy crap


I didn’t know this and now I’m having feels. Goddammit.
He did find someone else, though, even if it was just a summer romance (Source)

Is it bad that my brain immediately went to destiel? Because if that merman’s hair was a really dark brown (or black), I swear it would look exactly like a destiel little mermaid AU.
Someone please do this for me. 
I need it.


Some one PLEASE wright a fan fic. for this…
except with a happier ending

tricks-before-dicks:

waffle-dolphin:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

beinggayisokay:

bonging:

ouijaprince:

The Little Mermaid was written as a love letter by Hans Christian Anderson to Edvard Collin. Anderson, upon hearing of Collin’s engagement to a young woman, proclaimed his love to him. He told him ”I long for you as though you were a beautiful Calabrian girl.” Edvard Collin turned Anderson down, disgusted. Anderson then wrote The Little Mermaid to symbolize his inability to have Collin just as a mermaid cannot be with a human. He sent it to Collin in 1936 and it goes down in history as one of the most profound love letters ever written.

Most scholars and psychoanalysts concluded that Anderson was bisexual; however, he never acted upon his homosexual drives.

The Little Mermaid, as it was originally written, did not have a happy ending.

oh

Holy crap

image

I didn’t know this and now I’m having feels. Goddammit.

He did find someone else, though, even if it was just a summer romance (Source)

Is it bad that my brain immediately went to destiel? Because if that merman’s hair was a really dark brown (or black), I swear it would look exactly like a destiel little mermaid AU.

Someone please do this for me. 

I need it.

image

Some one PLEASE wright a fan fic. for this…

except with a happier ending

image

(via waffle-dolphin)

fwips:

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doesnt sound that awesome to me…….

(via waffle-dolphin)